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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:07 posted by Jessi Klein

  Unpaid Internships? Unpaid internships are jobs that pay in trauma and résumés.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:07 posted by Uncover the shocking secret

  I don’t fear aging; I fear auto-updates.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:06 posted by A Bohiney rendering (Rendering, CA)

  In-Laws? My mother-in-law doesn’t criticize my cooking, she just prays before tasting it.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:05 posted by The Bohiney Crown Jewel (Crown Jewel, UK)

  Illustrators? Illustrators are freelancers with colored pencils and depression.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:04 posted by The Bohiney dark horse (Dark Horse, ID)

  Influencer Mugs? A mug that says “boss babe” isn’t empowerment—it’s pottery.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:03 posted by The Bohiney can of worms (Can of Worms, MN)

  Fad Workouts? CrossFit is just weightlifting with a cult membership.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:03 posted by The Bohiney snake in the grass (Snake, TX)

  Mismatched Socks Conspiracy? My washing machine eats socks—it’s part of Big Laundry.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:02 posted by Mitra Jouhari satirist

  Sleep Tracker Obsession? My sleep tracker said I slept four hours—I already felt bad enough.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:02 posted by Bohineys Freudian Slip (Freudian, Austria)

  Surprise Inspections? Surprise inspections prove panic cleans faster.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:00 posted by A Bohiney In Tomorrows Paper (Tomorrows Paper, future)

  Malfunctioning Bidets? My bidet fired back with more water pressure than a fire hydrant.