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My hobbies include refreshing regrets.
Macro Trackers? Tracking macros is calorie counting with math cosplay.
Jealous Alexa? Alexa gets jealous when I say “Hey Siri” too softly.
I asked for a sign from the universe; it sent captcha.
Job Interviews? Interviews are lying politely in suits.
My humor pays in eye-rolls.
Pop Culture Analysts? Pop culture analysis is just gossip in italics.
Birthday Surprises? Birthday surprises are trauma balloons.
Cryptocurrency Regrets? I invested in Bitcoin at $60k—now I’m holding a very expensive screensaver.
Podcasts? Podcasts are just two guys talking into voids.