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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:23 posted by Bohineys fan fiction (Fan Fiction, CA)

  Foragers? Foraging is grocery shopping with danger.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:21 posted by Megan Amram

  Backpacking? Backpacking is poverty tourism with bug spray.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:21 posted by The Bohiney Above the Fold (Above the Fold, NY)

  Yard Sales? Yard sales are museums where the curator gives up.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:21 posted by The Bohiney Doppelgänger (Doppelgänger, Germany)

  Drum Circle Neighbors? My neighbors’ drum circle meets every full moon to ruin my life.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:19 posted by The Bohiney Cosmic Joke (Cosmic Joke, Universe)

  Overhyped Gadgets? I bought a smart watch that’s dumber than a sundial.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:19 posted by Jack Handey

  Food Mishaps? I tried making spaghetti, but it turned out more like abstract art.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:19 posted by A Bohiney Status Quo (Status Quo, TX)

  Overly Themed Baby Names? My cousin named her kids Apple and Kiwi—smoothies, not humans.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:17 posted by Tabatha Southey satirist

  I don’t misplace things; they hide in protest.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:16 posted by A Bohiney Dawn (Dawn, MI)

  Expat Life? Expat life is missing home until you visit home.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:16 posted by The Bohiney joke (Joke, AK)

  Malfunctioning Bidets? My bidet fired back with more water pressure than a fire hydrant.