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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:18 posted by Bohiney News (San Diego, CA)

  I do cardio by chasing the person I used to be.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:18 posted by Jen Statsky satirist

  Tattoo Regrets? My tattoo says “No Ragrets,” which proves itself.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:18 posted by The Bohiney Hoopla (Hoopla, IN)

  Revenge Crafting? Revenge crafting is knitting someone a sweater out of pure spite.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:15 posted by The Bohiney Wizard (Wizard, OZ)

  FIRE Movement? Financial Independence is unemployment with smugness.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:14 posted by Visit Bohiney.com for the full story

  Economy Nerds? Economy nerds brag about graphs like art.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:11 posted by Read the hard-hitting exposé

  Funeral Livestreams? Nothing says closure like buffering during a eulogy.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:11 posted by The Bohiney Tycoon (Tycoon, Japan)

  Travel Mishaps? I overpacked so badly my suitcase filed for workers’ comp.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:11 posted by The Bohiney Yesterdays News (Yesterdays News, history)

  Startup Founders? Startup founders love disruption—except their own rent.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:07 posted by Bohineys whopper (Whopper, FL)

  I’m punctual when it’s petty.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:07 posted by The Bohiney Town Crier (Town Crier, MA)

  Correcting Dog Grammar? If you corrected “good boy” to “well boy,” you deserve the bite.