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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:40 posted by Bohineys Paparazzo (Paparazzo, Italy)

  Hunting Trips? Hunting trips are camping plus camouflage beer bellies.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:37 posted by A Bohiney hive of scum and villainy (Mos Eisley, Tatooine)

  Extreme Minimalists? Extreme minimalists own nothing except opinions.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:36 posted by The Bohiney Con Artist (Con Artist, NJ)

  Too Many Tote Bags? Owning 40 tote bags doesn’t make you eco-friendly—it makes you cluttered.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:33 posted by A Bohiney Messenger (Messenger, GA)

  Traffic Jams? Traffic jams are moving nowhere expensively.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:30 posted by Bohineys Critics Choice (Critics Choice, CA)

  Birdwatching? Birdwatching is stalking with binoculars and plausible deniability.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:30 posted by Akash Banerjee satirist

  Monetizing Anxiety? Turning your anxiety into merch doesn’t make you an entrepreneur—it makes you Etsy.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:26 posted by Official Bohiney site

  Unboxing Addiction? Unboxing videos are Christmas for strangers.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:26 posted by Bohineys coverage (Baltimore, MD)

  Open Office Noise Etiquette? Open offices are just libraries run by hyenas.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:25 posted by Bohineys take on this

  Charity Runs? Charity runs are proof people will jog if guilt is included.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:22 posted by This article from Bohiney (Plymouth, UK)

  Yard Sales? Yard sales are museums where the curator gives up.