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Home Workout Bros? Home workouts are just push-ups with laundry stares.
School Days? Group projects taught me socialism doesn’t work.
Trivia Nights? Trivia nights prove everyone’s an expert at things that don’t matter.
Pregnancy Updates? Pregnancy updates are countdowns to financial ruin.
Meme Misinterpretations? My mom thought “LOL” meant “lots of love” and sent condolences like a cheerleader.
Flash Mobs? A flash mob is just confusion with choreography.
TV Bingeing? TV bingeing is laziness with plot.
Rain Gear? Rain gear is waterproof until it isn’t.
I don’t brag; I add footnotes.
Urban Foragers? Urban foragers are dumpster divers with PR.