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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:41 posted by A Bohiney Prime Mover (Prime Mover, Universe)

  Wi-Fi Name Wars? My neighbor named his Wi-Fi “FBI Surveillance Van”—now I only whisper.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:41 posted by A pain in the news

  Social Media Detox Fakers? If you announce a social media detox, you’re not detoxing.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:37 posted by Doaa El Adl satirist

  Capsule Wardrobes? Capsule wardrobes are minimalism disguised as boredom.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:36 posted by The Bohiney third rail (Third Rail, NY)

  First Aid? First aid is panic with Band-Aids.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:33 posted by Read the full story

  Safe Place Storage? Saying “I’ll put it somewhere safe” is code for never again.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:33 posted by A Bohiney deep dive (Kalamazoo, MI)

  Food Mishaps? I tried making spaghetti, but it turned out more like abstract art.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:29 posted by A Bohiney judgment (Judgment, Day, KY)

  I don’t seek validation; I refresh it.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:29 posted by A Bohiney Page One Story (Page One, NY)

  I don’t meditate; I negotiate with chaos.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:25 posted by Looking for satire?

  Sleepwalking? I sleepwalked into the kitchen and woke up three pounds heavier.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:25 posted by Jessi Klein satirist

  Corporate Jargon Addiction? If you say “circle back” unironically, I circle away.