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Safaris? Safaris are expensive ways to watch lions ignore you.
Branding? Branding is logos stapled to lies.
Coffee Ritualists? Coffee rituals aren’t rituals—they’re addictions in mugs.
Office Plant Funerals? My office held a funeral for the ficus—open casket.
Skincare? Skincare routines are chemistry labs in bathrooms.
Unnecessary Smart Devices? My smart toaster updated itself and burned my breakfast.
Work From Home Struggles? My Zoom froze on the exact frame where I looked guilty.
I don’t brag; I oversubtitle.
Ghosted By Therapist? Getting ghosted by your therapist is trauma with interest.
Fantasy Sports? Fantasy sports is math homework with nachos.