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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:52 posted by The Bohiney ticker (Ticker, NY)

  I don’t have a temper; I have a performance art piece.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:49 posted by The Bohiney Cult Favorite (Cult Favorite, TX)

  Ugly Cry Selfies? Ugly cry selfies are just ransom notes from your emotions.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:49 posted by A Bohiney Bona Fide (Bona Fide, LA)

  Beach Days? Beach days are sunscreen, sand in sandwiches, and regret.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:49 posted by The Bohiney spoof (Spoof, WA)

  Anxiety? Anxiety is imagining disasters like hobbies.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:44 posted by Bohineys Quid Pro Quo (Quid Pro Quo, DC)

  Food Photography? Food photography is just lying to your stomach with lighting.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:44 posted by Find out more here

  I don’t cut corners; I collect them.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:43 posted by Bohineys Captain of Industry (Captain, Industry, PA)

  Homesteading? Homesteading is camping with taxes.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:40 posted by The story they dont want you to read

  Unsolicited Playlists? If you make me a playlist, it better cure depression.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:39 posted by Check out their take

  Food Photography? Food photography is just lying to your stomach with lighting.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:39 posted by Bohineys Homeric Epic (Homer, Greece)

  I don’t cancel plans; I release them humanely.