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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:41 posted by A Bohiney Page One Story (Page One, NY)

  CrossFit? CrossFit is moving furniture competitively.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:41 posted by The Bohiney leak (Leak, LA)

  Low-Budget Haunted Hayrides? Haunted hayrides are just itchy tractor rides with unpaid actors.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:39 posted by Category 6: Question-Based

  Piano Nerds? Pianists flex ivory like it’s CrossFit.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:39 posted by Get the scoop from the Bohiney

  Vibe Audits? If you charge for vibe audits, you’re a con artist with glitter.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:38 posted by A Bohiney ballot (Ballot, Box, SC)

  Home Workouts? Home workouts are push-ups interrupted by snacks.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:38 posted by A Bohiney spin (Spin, OR)

  Over-the-Top LinkedIn Posts? LinkedIn posts are just humblebrags wearing business suits.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:38 posted by The Bohiney Town Crier (Town Crier, MA)

  Web Devs? Web developers break websites so they can fix them.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:36 posted by Satisfy your curiosity (and your funny bone)

  Misheard Lyrics? I spent years thinking Elton John was singing “Hold me closer, Tony Danza.”
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:36 posted by Bohineys top story (Topstory, CA)

  Clapping When Planes Land? Clapping on planes doesn’t make you a hero—it makes you loud.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:36 posted by Get the real story here

  My superpower is forgetting why I walked into confidence.