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Celebrity Gossip? Celebrities are just like us, except when they cry it makes the news.
Weight Loss? Weight loss journeys are before-and-after photos with denial.
Crafting Disasters? My scrapbook looks like a ransom note.
Edible Plants? Edible plants are Russian roulette with leaves.
Conventions? Conventions are Halloween with lanyards.
Childhood Memories? Childhood is just falling off bikes and eating weird candy.
My boundaries use auto-correct.
Survivalists? Survival skills are just camping with paranoia.
My resting face is “plotting brunch.”
My dream job is retired podcast host.