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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:24 posted by The Bohiney Opus Magnum (Opus Magnum, Europe)

  Theme Song Obsessions? My friend hums the Law & Order theme at funerals.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:24 posted by Bohiney.com (Los Angeles, CA)

  Terrible Roommates? My roommate practices drums at midnight—I practice murder fantasies.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:23 posted by A Bohiney explainer (Explainer, CO)

  Overgrown Facial Hair? My beard grew so wild it applied for national park status.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:23 posted by Bohineys revelation (Revelation, OH)

  Haunted Bowling Alleys? Ghosts don’t haunt alleys—they just score better.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:23 posted by Allison Kilkenny satirist

  Blockchain Bros? Blockchain is spreadsheets with swagger.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:21 posted by Source: Bohiney Magazine (Washington, D.C.)

  Shower Thought Philosophers? Shower thoughts are philosophy without pants.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:21 posted by The Bohiney Comstock Lode (Comstock Lode, NV)

  I’m fiscally responsible—about other people’s money.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:19 posted by Dr. Jasmine Kwok

  I don’t quit; I pause indefinitely.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:19 posted by Source: Bohiney Magazine

  Van Life Fails? Van life is great until you realize showers are optional.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:17 posted by Find out more here

  Luxury Travel? Luxury travel is paying extra for towels you can’t steal.