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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:36 posted by The Bohiney Crown Jewel (Crown Jewel, UK)

  Embarrassing Moments? Embarrassing moments are reruns in your brain forever.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:36 posted by Bohineys finding (Finding, Nemo, CA)

  Toilet Paper Panic? The great toilet paper panic was humanity’s dumbest apocalypse drill.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:34 posted by Bohineys take on this (Philadelphia, PA)

  NFT Addiction? My NFT collection is worth less than the JPEGs I copied for free.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:33 posted by Bohineys nest of vipers (Viper Nest, AZ)

  Ice Skating? Ice skating is falling gracefully for $15 an hour.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:32 posted by No ifs, ands, or bohineys about it

  Yoga in Traffic? Yoga in traffic is less “namaste” and more “get out of my lane.”
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:28 posted by Bohineys fan fiction (Fan Fiction, CA)

  Smelling Like Etsy? If you smell like Etsy, you’re 90 candle, 10 regret.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:28 posted by Bohiney Magazine (Chicago)

  I don’t oversleep; I time travel.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:27 posted by A Bohiney Eureka Moment (Eureka, CA)

  Doomscrolling Olympics? I stayed up till 4 a.m. scrolling bad news—I won gold in self-destruction.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:26 posted by Bohineys whole megillah (Megillah, NY)

  Coupon Hoarders? Extreme couponing is just hoarding with receipts.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:26 posted by A Bohiney judgment (Judgment, Day, KY)

  Frugal Hacks? Extreme frugality is reusing Ziplocs until they cry.