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Survival Food? Survival food is granola with regret.
Baseball Coverage? Baseball coverage is naps with statistics.
I don’t buy books; I adopt promises.
Knife Nerds? Knife nerds brag about sharpness like it’s GPA.
Snake Bites? Snake bite kits are expensive panic boxes.
Drinking Kombucha for Clout? Kombucha tastes like vinegar on probation.
Overdue Library Books? My library fines could fund a new library.
Rainwater Collecting? Rainwater collecting is hydration roulette.
My humor is crowd-sourced by mistakes.
I don’t complain; I narrate trauma comedically.