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Bragging About No Socks? If you brag about not owning socks, you smell like proof.
Haunted Hotels? My haunted hotel wasn’t scary until the Wi-Fi cut out.
Creative Writing Addicts? Creative writing majors pay tuition to describe clouds.
Fantasy Sports Bros? Fantasy sports is gambling for people with printers.
My self-control resigned.
Haunted Mannequins? Haunted mannequins don’t move—they just judge silently.
My sleep schedule is a jazz drummer on espresso.
GoFundMe Scams? Nothing says fraud like a GoFundMe titled “Help Me Buy Confidence.”
Anime Fans? Anime fans watch emotions explode in subtitles.
Theme Song Obsessions? My friend hums the Law & Order theme at funerals.