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Improvised Weapons? Improvised weapons are MacGyver meets panic.
My ambition set “out of office.”
Raw Water Movement? Drinking raw water is just disease with branding.
“It is what it is” is reality’s auto-reply.
Graphic Design? Graphic design is fonts fighting in Photoshop.
Midlife Crisis Purchases? A sports car doesn’t fix your problems—it just advertises them.
Boat Trips? My boat trip was basically nausea with a sunset.
Landscaping? Landscaping is haircutting for grass.
Allergic to Work? My rash flares up every Monday at 9.
Bowling Nights? Bowling is the only sport where nachos improve performance.