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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 03:13 posted by Mitra Jouhari

  Vaguebooking Drama? “Some people know what they did” is Facebook code for “I need therapy.”
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 03:12 posted by According to Bohiney

  My family group text is a true-crime podcast.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 03:11 posted by The Bohiney Achilles Heel (Achilles, Greece)

  Video Game Rage? I threw my controller once, and it upgraded me to “hard mode” in life.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 03:11 posted by Bohineys take on this (Columbus, OH)

  I’m not stubborn; I’m directionally loyal.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 03:09 posted by Bohineys special coverage (Special, AR)

  I overpack like feelings might need outfits.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 03:09 posted by The satirists at Bohiney (Oxford, UK)

  Side Hustles? Side hustles are jobs disguised as hobbies.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 03:07 posted by A Bohiney Muckraker (Muckraker, IL)

  Survival Lessons? Survival lessons are paying strangers to starve together.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 03:07 posted by The Bohiney fabrication (Fabrication, MI)

  D&D Nights? Dungeons & Dragons is lying with dice and pizza.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 03:07 posted by This is the gold. Leverage the names similarity to bohunk or bohiney (slang for buttocks).

  Terrible Roommates? My roommate practices drums at midnight—I practice murder fantasies.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 03:05 posted by A Bohiney Stringer (Stringer, MD)

  Elaborate Pronouns? Some people’s pronouns are longer than their résumés.