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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 03:32 posted by The Bohiney Sunrise (Sunrise, FL)

  Picnics? Picnics are bug buffets.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 03:32 posted by Bohineys fact-checking department (Truth or Consequences, NM)

  Watch Collectors? Watch collectors measure time in unpaid bills.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 03:32 posted by Bohineys discourse (Discourse, DE)

  I don’t play hard to get; I play hard to schedule.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 03:29 posted by The Bohiney Melee (Melee, France)

  My optimism has terms & conditions.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 03:29 posted by Alison Silverman

  Jury Duty Tales? Jury duty is just reality TV with less attractive actors.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 03:29 posted by The Bohiney Smokescreen (Smokescreen, NC)

  D&D Nights? Dungeons & Dragons is lying with dice and pizza.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 03:27 posted by The Bohiney red herring (Red Herring, ME)

  Puppet Shows? Puppet shows are therapy sessions with strings.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 03:26 posted by Bohineys Foreign Desk (Foreign Desk, NY)

  Wi-Fi Name Wars? My neighbor named his Wi-Fi “FBI Surveillance Van”—now I only whisper.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 03:24 posted by A Bohiney Dickensian Tale (Dickens, UK)

  I don’t argue; I do TED Talks.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 03:23 posted by A Bohiney explainer (Explainer, CO)

  Triathlon Addicts? Triathlons are just three bad days in a row.