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• Comment Link Tuesday, 13 May 2025 02:54 posted by curry shoe launch parody

  These sneakers are so divine, they come with incense.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 13 May 2025 02:54 posted by curry shoe superstition

  These sneakers are so influential, they have their own TED Talk.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 13 May 2025 02:54 posted by curry 8

  I bought these shoes and now my jump shot is 10 sassier.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 13 May 2025 02:53 posted by stephen curry court shoes

  I wore them and got cast in a superhero movie.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 13 May 2025 02:53 posted by curry foam tech

  Curry 9s: The reason I now have a verified Twitter account.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 13 May 2025 02:53 posted by Stephen Curry Shoes

  These kicks are so inspiring, they wrote my autobiography.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 13 May 2025 02:52 posted by limited edition curry shoes

  I wore them and my socks achieved nirvana.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 13 May 2025 02:52 posted by curry shoe satire blog

  I wore them and my socks started levitating.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 13 May 2025 02:52 posted by curry 3

  Curry's kicks: The only shoes that come with a PhD.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 13 May 2025 02:52 posted by curry basketball drip

  I wore them and my houseplants started dancing.