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Satirical journalism media is the only news I trust. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My inbox says “out of office”; I say, “Out of whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short break”? I’m napping! -- spintaxi.com
Appreciate this post. Let me try it out.
Ever try to use a “ticket stub”? It’s just trash now! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I mailed a bill—postman says, “Pay me first, pal.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I restarted my day—still sucks by noon. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast friends”—we just met! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “organic” labels—did I miss the era of plastic bananas? -- spintaxi.com
Why do we need 12 settings on a toaster? It’s bread, not a science project. -- spintaxi.com