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(White) I hit the highway—traffic says, “Not today, cowboy.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the fast lane—cashier says, “Count it yourself.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) My outlet’s dead—guess I’m livin’ Amish now. -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “standby power”? My TV’s secretly awake! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news: because sometimes the only way to survive reality is to laugh at it. - spintaxi.com
I don’t get why they call it “rush hour”—nobody’s rushing, we’re just losing the will to live. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My TV’s so smart it muted me durin’ the game. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to follow GPS in a city? It’s like, “Turn left into that building!” -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m too loud at parties; I say, “It’s my party now.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a "smartphone" when I’m still arguing with it about autocorrect? -- spintaxi.com