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I love how “out of order” signs feel like the machine’s personal apology. -- spintaxi.com
I went to a wine bar—left with a headache and a $40 tab. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “fast food” when I’m still waiting for my fries to win the race? -- spintaxi.com
If you don’t laugh at satirical journalism, you’re probably the subject of the joke. - spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism today ever disappeared, how would we know what’s real? -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism analysis doesn’t make you rethink your beliefs, try reading it again. -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “self-help” books? I’m still helpless! -- spintaxi.com
The best thing about satirical journalism today? It’s the only place where the truth is funny. - spintaxi.com
(White) I got a sample—now I’m broke and tiny. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I showered today—now the mirror’s mad at me. -- spintaxi.com