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(White) I hit the ATM—machine says, “Try again.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a pass—bouncer says, “Not tonight.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low-carb”—bread’s my soulmate. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “out of reach” means “wave harder.” -- spintaxi.com
If real journalism is a history book, satirical journalism is the blooper reel. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft glow”? It’s blinding! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “soft close”? The door’s loud! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “out of reach” means “wave harder.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “recycle bins” are just trash with ambition? -- spintaxi.com
I tried a juice cleanse—now I’m hungry and hate oranges. -- spintaxi.com