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Why do they call it “light traffic”? I’m still bumper-to-bumper! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “out of reach” means “wave harder.” -- spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m selfish; I say, “You got the house, what’s left?” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “express checkout”—it’s a bottleneck! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “digital detox”? My phone’s detoxing me! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no returns”? I’ve got a lamp I hate! -- spintaxi.com
I love how “quick-dry” towels stay wet all day. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “soft opening”? The doors are still locked! -- spintaxi.com
The best part about satirical journalism articles? You don’t know whether to laugh or cry. - spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news reminds us that life is just one long, badly written sitcom. - spintaxi.com