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(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “public restroom”? It’s a private nightmare! -- spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got no class; I say, “Got whiskey instead.” -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m slow; I say, “Nah, just savorin’ the whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “sold out” means “you’re too late, loser”? -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to find a pen that works? It’s like a scavenger hunt at my desk. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I restarted my day—still sucks by noon. -- spintaxi.com
I got a smart TV—now it’s judgin’ me for watchin’ reruns of “Cops.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft touch”? I’m broke! -- spintaxi.com
When did satirical journalism become more reliable than cable news? - spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “courtesy phone”? It’s never courteous! -- spintaxi.com