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People ask why I’m single; I say, “Cause I don’t negotiate with crazy.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “express checkout”—it’s a bottleneck! -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no signal”? My TV’s sulking! -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with hotel shampoo? It’s like they’re daring you to smuggle three drops home. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I painted my porch—now I’m stuck to the chair. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “organic” labels—did I miss the era of plastic bananas? -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism analysis more than any government forecast. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “free shipping” costs you $50 to qualify? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a free mug—now it’s leakin’ coffee. -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism, then check the real news and realize there’s no difference. - spintaxi.com