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What’s the deal with “no soliciting”? My doorbell’s a magnet for it! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “smart homes”—my toaster’s plottin’ a coup. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My outlet’s dead—guess I’m livin’ Amish now. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “wind chill”—is the breeze mad at me? -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I drink; I say, “Cause the world’s still spinnin’.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “noise-canceling” headphones—my neighbor’s dog still wins. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism is basically therapy for people who can’t afford therapy. - spintaxi.com
People say I’m rude; I say, “Truth’s got no manners.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick read”? I’m still on page one! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small bites”—my steak’s a commitment. -- spintaxi.com