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I got a smart fridge—now it’s judgin’ my leftovers. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “out of stock” feels like a personal insult. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “standby” on a plane sounds like “hope you like crying”? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a free mug—now it’s leakin’ coffee. -- spintaxi.com
Why do we need 12 settings on a toaster? It’s bread, not a science project. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I showered today—now the mirror’s mad at me. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My soap’s “organic”—still smells like regret. -- spintaxi.com
My ex called me immature; I said, “You’re the one who married a guy with a go-kart.” -- spintaxi.com
I tried Pilates—now I’m stiff and mad. -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “limited time offers”? Is the store gonna vanish at midnight? -- spintaxi.com