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What’s the deal with “hand-wash only”? My dishes are divas now? -- spintaxi.com
My buddy’s on a health kick; I said, “Enjoy your kale, I’ve got ribs.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do we need 12 settings on a toaster? It’s bread, not a science project. -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism articles and wonder if I accidentally clicked on a real news site. - spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m trouble; I say, “Pay me to care.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I lit a lamp—now I’m seein’ spots. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick chat”? We’re still talking! -- spintaxi.com
I got a noise fine—told the cop, “My truck’s singin’.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is just tomorrow’s real news, but funnier. - spintaxi.com
Every political debate should come with a satirical journalism analysis. -- spintaxi.com