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I went to therapy—turns out my problem’s everyone else. -- spintaxi.com
Watching satirical journalism media is like watching a roast of the entire planet. -- spintaxi.com
I told my wife I’d quit drinkin’—turns out she meant the whiskey, not the beer. -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “assembly required”? I bought a chair, not a puzzle! -- spintaxi.com
The problem with satirical journalism media? It’s getting harder to tell apart from reality. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My soap’s “organic”—still smells like regret. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I don’t do soda—my bourbon’s got bubbles enough. -- spintaxi.com
I’d take satirical journalism analysis over a think tank report any day. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no trespassing”? I’m exploring! -- spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m a mess; I say, “You’re welcome for the memories.” -- spintaxi.com