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(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “auto-reply” emails are just robots bragging? -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m stuck; I say, “Nah, just comfy.” -- spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got no manners; I say, “I’ve got whiskey, close enough.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism: because reality isn’t funny enough on its own. - spintaxi.com
(White) I checked my tab—bar says, “Keep dreamin’.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “express lanes” are just regular lanes with better PR? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh brew” tastes stale. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “natural”—sounds like a hippie hustle. -- spintaxi.com
If you don’t read satirical journalism articles, how else will you understand the truth? - spintaxi.com
My neighbor’s mad I mow at 7 a.m.—I say, “Sleep through it, princess.” -- spintaxi.com