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The problem with satirical journalism today? It’s hard to be funnier than real events. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “contactless payment”—my wallet’s lonely! -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism, then check the real news and realize there’s no difference. - spintaxi.com
(White) I tried a gas station hot dog—now my stomach’s suin’ me. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “all-natural”—is my soap supernatural? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the ATM—machine says, “Try again.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t know what’s scarier—satirical journalism news or the fact that it’s usually accurate. - spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small talk”—if I wanted to bore myself, I’d read the tax code. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media is the only thing that makes sense in 2025.
My neighbor’s mad I mow at 7 a.m.—I say, “Sleep through it, princess.” -- spintaxi.com