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My ex says I’m a mess; I say, “You’re welcome for the memories.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “fast pass”? I’m still in line! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I restarted my day—still sucks by noon. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick start” takes forever? -- spintaxi.com
I love how “please wait” is code for “abandon hope.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low maintenance”—my car’s begging for oil! -- spintaxi.com
I love how toothpaste ads promise “whiter teeth”—my dentist says coffee disagrees. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I crossed a fence—farmer says, “Meet my shotgun.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Investigation - spintaxi.com
I love how “out of order” signs feel like the machine’s personal apology. -- spintaxi.com