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(White) I flipped a U—cop says, “Nice try, slick.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) My soap’s “organic”—still smells like regret. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fast lane” is where everyone slows down. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “late fees” are early punishment? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “user-friendly”—my printer’s laughing at me. -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m loud; I say the room’s just too damn quiet. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “on hold” music is the soundtrack to losing hope? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is how we laugh at the people in charge without getting arrested. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism articles are like dystopian fiction, but with better punchlines. - spintaxi.com
People say I’m rude; I say, “Truth’s got no manners.” -- spintaxi.com