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They say cigars shorten your life; I say, “Good, less time with morons.” -- spintaxi.com
2. Satirical journalism articles - spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism media doesn’t report the news—it predicts it. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a free mug—now it’s leakin’ coffee. -- spintaxi.com
(White) It’s cold as hell—my bourbon’s shiverin’ too. -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “hand-wash only”? My dishes are divas now? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “limited edition” means “we made too many.” -- spintaxi.com
I love satirical journalism news, but I hate when it starts making sense. - spintaxi.com
(White) I baked a cake—dog ate it, I drank. -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with expiration dates? Is milk just sitting there planning its retirement? -- spintaxi.com