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(White) I hit the brakes—truck says, “Keep rollin’.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “no pets”—my cat’s family, deal with it. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I tipped big—waitress says, “Keep it comin’.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast friends”—we just met! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it “overtime”? I’m still underpaid! -- spintaxi.com
My neighbor’s mad I play music loud; I say, “Move or dance.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “single-use” plastics? My straw’s reusable! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “silent mode”—my phone still vibrates like it’s mad at me. -- spintaxi.com
If you want to understand politics, watch satirical journalism media, not the debates. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “priority mail” means “whenever we feel like it.” -- spintaxi.com