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(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no rush”? I’m late! -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “discount code”? It’s a myth! -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism articles for fun, then check the news and realize they weren’t joking. - spintaxi.com
I don’t get why they call it “rush hour”—nobody’s rushing, we’re just losing the will to live. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick reply” takes all day? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “vending machine”? It’s a coin thief! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism articles are the only place where a billionaire and a raccoon can run for president. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “recycle bins” are just trash with ambition? -- spintaxi.com
I went to a vegan restaurant—left with a salad and a grudge. -- spintaxi.com
I went to a diet club—left with a burger and a grin. -- spintaxi.com