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(White) I ditched my phone—now I’m lost and lovin’ it. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories should come with a disclaimer: “This might be true by next week.” -- spintaxi.com
They say cigars are bad; I say, “Good, I’m still breathin’.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “assembly required”? I bought a chair, not a puzzle! -- spintaxi.com
I love how “please wait” is code for “abandon hope.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I bought a discount TV—now I’ve got 12 channels of static. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick stop” drags on? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got pitched—bought a boat I can’t steer. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to find a pen that works? It’s like a scavenger hunt at my desk. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I returned a hat—clerk says, “Wear your shame.” -- spintaxi.com