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(White) I missed the concert—scalper says, “Shoulda drank faster.” -- spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m lazy; I say, “I’m just savin’ energy for whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no entry”? I’m sneaking in! -- spintaxi.com
I went to a craft fair—left with a candle and a curse. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no trespassing”? I’m exploring! -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism analysis doesn’t make you rethink your beliefs, try reading it again. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast pace”—I’m winded! -- spintaxi.com
If you don’t laugh at satirical journalism, you’re probably the subject of the joke. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no entry”? I’m sneaking in! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “self-cleaning” ovens—mine’s still a mess! -- spintaxi.com