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I don’t get “low battery”—my flashlight’s been blinkin’ since ’09. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the brakes—truck says, “Keep rollin’.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “courtesy phone”? It’s never courteous! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “gluten-free”—is bread supposed to feel guilty now? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Politics - spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism articles and wonder if I accidentally clicked on a real news site. - spintaxi.com
People say I’m loud; I say the room’s just too damn quiet. -- spintaxi.com
My buddy’s on a diet; I said, “Good luck starvin’ while I eat this ribeye.” -- spintaxi.com
If satire wasn’t funny, it would just be tragic journalism. - spintaxi.com
Ever notice how elevators have a “close door” button that’s just there to mock you? -- spintaxi.com