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(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no smoking”? I’m smokin’ outside! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “digital detox”? My phone’s detoxing me! -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism news stories age better than the government’s official records. - spintaxi.com
Ever try to cancel a subscription? It’s like breaking up with a clingy robot. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories should come with a disclaimer: “This might be true by next week.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “late fees” are early punishment? -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I’m grumpy; I say, “Cause y’all keep talkin’.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do we whisper in libraries? Are the books gonna overhear us plotting? -- spintaxi.com
I’d rather read satirical journalism analysis than another economic report. -- spintaxi.com
I tried a treadmill—now it’s a $500 coat rack. -- spintaxi.com