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If you want to understand politics, watch satirical journalism media, not the debates. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I parked in a tow zone—now my truck’s on vacation. -- spintaxi.com
My dog’s smarter than me, but he still licks his own butt, so who’s winning? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis should be required reading for politicians. -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m a hazard; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “no waiting”? I’ve been here 20 minutes! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “silent mode”—my phone still vibrates like it’s mad at me. -- spintaxi.com
Some politicians fear satirical journalism news more than they fear actual journalists. - spintaxi.com
I went to a health seminar—left with a donut and a smirk. -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m old-fashioned; I say, “Yeah, cause new sucks.” -- spintaxi.com