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(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “low tide” smells like fish revenge? -- spintaxi.com
(White) My flashlight’s out—guess I’m trippin’ in the dark. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “quick-dry” towels stay wet all day. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “user-friendly”—my printer’s laughing at me. -- spintaxi.com
I tried a bike—now it’s a porch ornament. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I waited in line—cashier says, “Next life.” -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism more than I trust my GPS. - spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “overnight oats”? I’m not that patient for breakfast! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Writing - spintaxi.com
Mixed Seinfeld and White (Alternating Styles) -- spintaxi.com