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(White) I checked my tab—bar says, “Keep dreamin’.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no returns”? I’ve got a lamp I hate! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick check” takes forever? -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “soft close”? The door’s loud! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “portion control”—is my plate supposed to judge me now? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick survey”? I’m still answering! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “out of reach” means “wave harder.” -- spintaxi.com
I went to a health seminar—left with a donut and a smirk. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “smart homes”—my toaster’s plottin’ a coup. -- spintaxi.com