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• Comment Link Tuesday, 11 March 2025 09:34 posted by Vania @ SpinTaxi

  (White) I bought a rare whiskey—tastes like common regret. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Tuesday, 11 March 2025 09:34 posted by advertise car sexy

  Today, I went to the beach with my kids. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She placed the shell to her ear and screamed.
  There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never
  wants to go back! LoL I know this is completely off topic but
  I had to tell someone!
• Comment Link Tuesday, 11 March 2025 09:34 posted by WrenTaxi SpinTaxi

  The problem with satirical journalism today? It’s hard to be funnier than real events. - spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Tuesday, 11 March 2025 09:33 posted by Connie @ SpinTaxi

  (Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “vending machine”? It’s a coin thief! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Tuesday, 11 March 2025 09:33 posted by Tóni @ SpinTaxi

  I don’t understand “portion control”—is my plate supposed to judge me now? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Tuesday, 11 March 2025 09:33 posted by GrinTaxi SpinTaxi

  People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause the air’s free, and I’m cheap.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Tuesday, 11 March 2025 09:33 posted by Sonni @ SpinTaxi

  I tried meditation—turns out I’m too pissed off to relax. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Tuesday, 11 March 2025 09:33 posted by Mixie SpinTaxi

  I don’t do “small portions”—my plate’s a battlefield. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Tuesday, 11 March 2025 09:33 posted by Shoni @ SpinTaxi

  I don’t do “craft beer”—tastes like hipsters cried in it. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Tuesday, 11 March 2025 09:33 posted by Cónia @ SpinTaxi

  I don’t get why they call it “rush hour”—nobody’s rushing, we’re just losing the will to live. -- spintaxi.com