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I don’t understand “gluten-free”—is bread supposed to feel guilty now? -- spintaxi.com
I went to therapy—turns out my problem’s everyone else. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “light snack”? I’m still hungry! -- spintaxi.com
(White) My phone updated—now it’s slower than me hungover. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “sugar-free”—tastes like someone lied to my pie. -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m rude; I say, “Nah, just allergic to bullshit.” -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism, and suddenly reality makes more sense. - spintaxi.com
I love how “non-stick” pans stick when you actually cook something. -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism more than I trust my GPS. - spintaxi.com
(White) I got a prize—tossed it with the trash. -- spintaxi.com