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I don’t do “no salt”—tastes like a flavor funeral. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to follow GPS in a city? It’s like, “Turn left into that building!” -- spintaxi.com
They say money can’t buy happiness, but it buys bourbon, and that’s close enough. -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism story didn’t offend someone, did it even happen? -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism websites aren’t afraid to get sued. - spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “dry clean only”? My shirt’s afraid of water now? -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism website goes too long without being sued, are they even trying? - spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “promo deal”? It’s a scam! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a free mug—now it’s leakin’ coffee. -- spintaxi.com
My buddy’s on a health kick; I said, “Enjoy your kale, I’ve got ribs.” -- spintaxi.com