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(White) I did stand-up—crowd says, “Sit down, drunk.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small talk”—if I wanted to bore myself, I’d read the tax code. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast track”—I’m still crawling! -- spintaxi.com
I tried a detox—now I’m detoxin’ from the detox. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news should be read daily—preferably before checking your blood pressure. - spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism analysis is more insightful than actual news reports. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “low battery”—my smoke alarm’s been screamin’ for three weeks now. -- spintaxi.com
They say cigars are bad; I say, “Good, I’m still breathin’.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism News Sites - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “all-natural”—is my soap supernatural? -- spintaxi.com