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(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “low tide” smells like fish revenge? -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick trip”? I’m lost! -- spintaxi.com
I tried a bike—now it’s a porch ornament. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I patched my roof—now it’s rainin’ inside. -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I’m single; I say, “Cause I don’t negotiate with crazy.” -- spintaxi.com
I want satirical journalism humor on my gravestone. -- spintaxi.com
My boss says I’m late; I say, “Traffic’s my alibi.” -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause I’m still here.” -- spintaxi.com
I tried yoga—pulled a muscle salutin’ the sun. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “gluten-free”—bread’s my last stand against health nuts. -- spintaxi.com