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(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh brew” tastes stale. -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “microwave-safe”? Is my plate auditioning for a cooking show? -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “customer feedback”? They never call back! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick trip”? I’m lost! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “wind chill”—is the breeze mad at me? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “portion control”—is my plate supposed to judge me now? -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism articles are the ones politicians want to ban. - spintaxi.com
I don’t get “no pets”—my cat’s family, deal with it. -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism analysis is more insightful than actual news reports. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “promo gift”? It’s junk! -- spintaxi.com