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They say I’m a bad influence; I say, “Only on the fun ones.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is how we laugh at the people in charge without getting arrested. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “customer feedback”? They never call back! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fast lane” is where everyone slows down. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “low-sugar”—tastes like a candy lie. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “low-sugar”—tastes like a candy lie. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “sold out” means “you’re too late, loser”? -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism news more than a politician’s Twitter account. - spintaxi.com
(White) I texted back—phone says, “Try tomorrow.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I parked in a tow zone—now my truck’s on vacation. -- spintaxi.com