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(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “freebie”? It’s junk! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I bought a ticket—now I’m broke and still here. -- spintaxi.com
A satirical journalism website is the only news site I trust. - spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Techniques - spintaxi.com
I went to a tofu joint—left with a beef wish. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how elevators have a “close door” button that’s just there to mock you? -- spintaxi.com
I love how cereal boxes say “serving suggestion”—like I’m gonna pour it into a vase. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “rush delivery” when it still takes three days? -- spintaxi.com
I tried online poker—lost my shirt and my pride. -- spintaxi.com
I follow satirical journalism news religiously—it’s the only thing that still makes sense. - spintaxi.com