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(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick start” takes forever? -- spintaxi.com
I love how “quick-dry” towels stay wet all day. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “user-friendly”—my printer’s laughing at me. -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism today is indistinguishable from government statements. - spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is basically free therapy with more punchlines. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick fix”? My roof’s still leaking! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft landing”? I’m bruised! -- spintaxi.com
I follow satirical journalism news religiously—it’s the only thing that still makes sense. - spintaxi.com
The funniest satirical journalism examples aren’t even trying—they’re just reporting things logically. - spintaxi.com
They say cigars shorten your life; I say, “Good, less time with morons.” -- spintaxi.com